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2010-03-05T22:27:00.001+08:00

Happy Kaijie is happy ~:)

1st time my name appear in the MSG score grade paper!! NUMBER 1 SOMEMORE HAHA

5TH MARCH 2010 always rmbr la <3

got study and no study really make alot difference, next time must study more~:)

k la dun disturb u liao la bloggie go sleep ok bye~:)

2009-04-10T23:10:00.001+08:00

kaijie is taking long bus rides to unknown places tomorrow to reflect on himself

probably somewhere around ang mo kio

2009-03-22T20:47:00.001+08:00

testing my blog post 124

2008-11-18T21:01:00.001+08:00

9.91pm by lareyna

1) Do you eat alot of fastfood?
- not now

2) Have you kissed anyone in 2008?
-nope dun tiao u

3) Were you happy when you woke up today?
-no la, i huan to sleep de leh

4) What did you last get upset about?
-download wrong files (woo)

5) Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
-candice michelle

6) What about your fifth sent message?
-?????

7) Who was the last person you ate with?
-my lao bu and lao pei and xiao ginna meimei

8) Who was the last person you took a picture of?
-BABY DESIREE<3

9) When ordering sushi, what do you get?
-get your ass

10) Who was the last person you sat next to?
-lareyna

11. What were you doing at 10 am?
-sex

12. Have you changed alot since summer?
-ya i change my bra and panties

13. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
-UIC oh UIC, qing jie huan bao zhen kai xin

14.Where is the place you want to be right now?
- in your room

15. When was the last time you cried?
-(woo) in my heart la on Saturday when i found out i no ghost Amaths

16. What's your favourite song at the moment?
-Shuo hao de xing fu ne and NEXT PLANE HOME

17. What were you doing at 11 last night?
- playing dj max ONE LOL

18. Who's near you?
- so near yet so far,

19. What were you doing at 5 am in the morning?
-WET DREAM LOL

20. What's bothering you right now?
-I DID THIS QUIZ on microsoft word, my internet sot, bothering me ):

21. Who was the last person to talk to you on the phone?
-dun tiao u ltr u csi

22. Whose house did you go to last?
-your house

23. Who honestly knows everything about you?
-LAREYNA

24. Who broken your heart?
-LAREYNA.

25. Honestly, do you love someone very much?
-LAREYNA

26. Who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
-LAREYNA

27. Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
-LAREYNA

28. Are there any parts of your body that hurts?
-LAREYNA LOL no. My shoulder oso hurting sia

29. In the supermarket, the first thing that gets your attention is?
-durex ;x

30. How cool do you think you are?
-as cool as shamanofsexy, the guru of smartness, John Morrison

31. Drugs are?
- prohibited by law

32. Which one do you hate the most?
-tiao u liao lor de fucking noobie

33. Who was the first person to text you today?
-dun tiao u.

34.What was the first thing you did this morning?
-on com

35. Who was your last missed call on your cellphone?
-house

36. What's the last mistake you made?
-falling in love wib CHIU[refer to the name on 22,23,24,25,26,27]

37. What are you listening to right now?
-SK-II

38. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a
conversation with?
-LAREYNA

39. Who was the last person to call you.
- my mother

40. Is there anything you want to say to someone special?
-last christmas, i gave u my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away

KEELY WO AI NI

-------------------------

.Last place you went to in a cab?
Forgot.

2.Last thing you ate?
CHINA PRODUCTS OMG I GOI TO DIE

3.When do you take pictures?
When i feel i ish shuai enough, like almost anytime k

4.Have you ever slashed ur hands?
Yeap when keely left me, lol jk no

5.Who was the last person u sms-ed?
_________ fill in i say u pro

6.Do you really like skating?
When i say no, u say no

7.How many crushes do you have?
Ppl like me i dunch riek peopur

8.Who are they?
ETC

9.Does your parents know about ur ex-boyfriend?
Ya they caught me when i was in bed with tom.

10.Leftie or rightie?
MoI ISH A PROUD LEFT HANDER

11.What is the current book ur reading now?
Chiu tink my face will read book ijit?

12.Are you health conscious?
(woo)

13.How are you feeling right now?
Sad no intranet

14.What are you doing before this?
downloading

15.Do you love yourself?
I love myself

16.What's in your mind now?
Korea can play?

17.What are you looking forward to?
Meeting lareyna on the webcam (woo)

18.When was the time you made a new friend?
Every1 ish my FRIEND

19.Are u a Man-UTD supporter?
OMFG YES GLORY GLORY MAN UTD

20.What is your favourite accessory?
My dick

21.Do you believe in ghosts?
norly.

22.What is your favourite no.?
26

23.Name a person whose name starts with S
SALLY

24.Do you have more guy friends or girl friends?
GIRLFRIENDS.

25.Do you love cooking?
no

26.What is the first thing you see in the opposite sex?
breaslooks

27.Something you regret right now?
Not studying hard to ghost a maths

28.What is love to you?
Love is FAKE CHEESEPIE ALERT

29.What is your advice to love-failures?
Strip off the skirt, fake cheesepie alert

30.Who is in the place with you right now?
??.

31.Are you going out ltr?
Yeap buy things.

32.Name somebody's birthday who is coming
Santa claus

2008-11-18T15:38:00.002+08:00

LAREYNA CHUA XIU TING AIAI gib me de quiz to do
actually is mai do huan but alena ask me update den i come do /heh

How old will you turn in 2009?
-15 on 25march gib me preseeize

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationship?
-Lurrbbz lareyna

Would you date someone 8 years older than you?
-yes, more mature /heh

When was the last time you laughed?
-;D;D now

Do you like your first name?
-first name ish ho or kai or jie? i all oso like la so cute de name just like me

Last thing you drank?
-my urine k

Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
-siao onli lareyna do that

What did you do 15 minutes ago?
-MY NEW PSP RAWR

Do you think you are a good person?
-obviously yes, not i say 1 my friend all say 1 i bo bian have to accept

The sweetest person in your life?
-me

The closest male to you now?
-meatspin heh

The person you're chatting with now?
-forumming? huihwee says im fake iBLEAH and i not p6 ):

The languages you are able to speak?
-cheebye, lanjiao

The last person whom you screwed?
-chiobu

One word about your life now?
-one word is too short to describe my life, stupid

Where do you wish to work?
-in the bed with u

What are you specially good at?
-moi ish gooch at everything huan, why bother asking which 1 is best

Would you date someone younger then you?
-yes more cute

Who are you to yourself?
-shuai ge, not to myself but to every1

Do you forgive people easily?
-nope unless chiu zhar bor, jkjk

Which girl is precious to you now?
-lareyna, shes like my best online buddy ever since keely is gone ):

Your dressing style?
-underwear

How different are you from other girls?
-WTF dis is a girl de quiz?!

The bad point in yourself?
-too innocent le (woo)

The last contact in your hp?
-MKLG

Your favourite song?
-NEXT PLANE HOME AND SHUO HAO DE XING FU NE

The two hated contacts in your hp?
-(woo)

Learn one language in 10 days?
-1hour oso can riao

One gorgeous girl you came across?
-hehe usagi jiejie chiobu

Whose your biggest enemy?
-for now, Mrn00bie, LAREYNA SEE DIS

Which gang do you support?
-wah i tell u ltr u go find them i die

Proper age to join gang?
-1

Do you have a blogspot?
-i dun tink so

Do you like people who smoke?
-k la

What do you think about modelling?
-lin zhi ling (drool)

Given a chance, would you like to be a model?
-ltr ppl beo me i shy

Whose approval do you usually seek first?
-my own

What do you wish to be in future?
-dun laugh at me k (woo)
i want to be
the very best

pokemon master!

do this if chiu bored rly waste time sia wow

ppf ish goi to close down riao (woo)

2008-11-13T09:57:00.003+08:00

not really close down lah, but it úpgraded'and moved to a new site

guess i wont move on so soon, cox the lay out there really suckx

i have been in ppf since the start

like april 2007 or something

till now nov13

which means

19months or 1year 7months

haix

i will seriously miss all of you luh ):

2008-11-12T00:11:00.001+08:00

i am officially in a

love-hate situation. i love her but hate her too

:O and she knows who she is

2008-11-08T20:32:00.000+08:00

retarded people like you will always remain retarded.

no nid to ask why

2008-11-07T23:05:00.000+08:00

hi all

today went to poke my pimples

i swear its fucking pain ;O

damn

2008-11-04T20:55:00.001+08:00

Kaijie. ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ JND much says:
If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.

Lareyna Cullen/Dwarf. says:
If I could reach up and hold a explosive bomb for every time you've made me feel like smacking you, the entire earth would already be in pieces

2008-11-01T12:07:00.000+08:00

hi all wo hui lai le

got miss me

yes

ok good

bye all

2008-10-29T09:49:00.000+08:00

goi for class chalet riaos sibo, will mis all of u including keely

2008-10-28T09:04:00.003+08:00

got 1 day hor this girl called iBleah come say hi im new in ppf

[IMG]http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z60/candywugui/intro.jpg[/IMG]

den after awhile she post thread say she stress from psle, i tink this was the time i added her to msn

[IMG]http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z60/candywugui/intro.jpg[/IMG]

then dunno what la i oso 4got skip to national day kk.

national day that time i chua tio she ownself msn me i tink if i not rong

tell me what why show dunno what instead of dunno what. i cannot find de proof here sorry.

thenn after that we also everyday talk talk talk talk. and i felt veri song when talking to her, like she very happy going and fun to talk to.

then dunno why got ppl smexpose her pic wor, but that peek actually is not her lor. haiz wat happen sia

but that time i ish dunno de so i also talk to her lor.

den after awhile i cre8 thread tio her i huan propose to her. den got dis person named A added me in msn tiao me de person keely is NOT HER. I WAS LIKE WTF how can dis happen? den she tiao me de person is other ppl lai de wtf. den i go confront keely ask her what happen den she was like

'lol whr got?''

after that day she gone to 'study psle le bah'
den till now oso dunno whr she go le

is there any possibilitys that keely is personA? or keely is de other person but she use de name keely nia?

2008-10-27T18:44:00.002+08:00

lyrics by kaijie to keely
to the tune of i'm yours

well you scam scam me and you bet i felt it
you might be a fake cheespie but you're so hot that I melted
I tio your cupid arrow
and now I'm trying to forget
Before you fuck off and run out
I'll be giving it my best test
Nothing's going to stop me even the best csi
I reckon it's again my turn to kena scam.

i wont tio scam no more no more
it cannot wait, fake cheesepie

well open up your skirt and see hotdog
go into forums and damn fucking twit
Look into your skirt and u will find ***jiao, hotdog, dic_.
See you twit song song maybe twit with you
A la fake cheespie ee
It's your God-forsaken right to have fake fake fake hot dog.

i wont tio scam no more no more
you not fake cheesepie i sure
theres no need for csi
you not fake cheespie
This is our fate, I'm yours

I've been spending way too long chatting with MY DEAR KEELY
and fucking over myself just to help with PSLE
My breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed

I guess what i'ma saying is there ain't no better reason
To aint be hotdog but a fucking cheesepie
It's what you aim to do
To make me a stupid fool~~

i wont tio scam no more no more
you not fake cheesepie i sure
theres no need for csi
you not fake cheespie
This is our fate, I'm yours

well open up your skirt and see hotdog
go into forums and damn fucking twit
Look into your skirt and u will find ***jiao, hotdog, dic_.
See you twit song song maybe twit with you
A la fake cheespie ee
It's your God-forsaken right to have fake fake fake hot dog.

i wont tio scam no more no more
you not fake cheesepie i sure
theres no need for csi
you not fake cheespie
This is our fate, I'm yours

No please, don't run away
no more, no more
It cannot wait

No please, don't run away
no more, no more
It cannot wait
keely come back wor!

2008-10-27T16:26:00.004+08:00

to the tune of bad day

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your a fake cheesepie scamming away
they tell me your cheesepie gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're a fake cheesepie with the hotdog below
You tell me your psle is coming now right
you log in msn no more time
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause youre a fake cheesepie
tio scam by you
you twit like girl just to turn me upsidedown
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
you fake cheesepie
ppf-er wont lie
you use new account and you really dont mind
I had a bad day
I had a bad day

Well you need to study everyday
The point is they laugh at me everyday
say i stupid lORRRRRRRRRRR

Cause youre a fake cheesepie
tio scam by you
you twit like girl just to turn me upsidedown
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
you fake cheesepie
ppf-er wont lie
you use new account and you really dont mind
I had a bad day

Ohhhh.. a fake cheesepie

Sometimes the internet is all a lie
And girls turns out to be boys
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

So where is the keely when you need her the most
Oh you and I
You run away liao and the magic is lost

Cause youre a fake cheesepie
tio scam by you
you twit like girl just to turn me upsidedown
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
you fake cheesepie
ppf-er wont lie
you use new account and you really dont mind
I had a bad day(x2)

Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day

2008-10-27T16:26:00.001+08:00

2008-10-26T23:48:00.000+08:00

we wish you a depaabali

we wish you a depaabali

we wish you a depaabali

and a merry christmas!

bye 2f

2008-10-24T15:47:00.002+08:00

miss you dip dip

thanks for 2years of happiness pruss sad

thanks for together together

thanks hao yong for giving me so much laughter for ur _______ heh

thanks zuo hong for showing me what a retarded person is

thanks sharan for being a prick

the aboves name mentioned are all retarded

thanks zhihua for talking to me so much in class let me 114/121

thanks brian for doi IT everytime although i assisant

thanks jinghui, sinvyest, haoyong, nathasha, jaslin, sixian, faldo and jeremy for sitting in front of me

thanks magnus ,brian, delvin, hanyi, wendy, do yun, jiajun, zhihui, terrence, shaun,

shu yi, juaniter, sharan, awad, jiamin, huiwen, wei en ,shannon, amanda, tzer bin,

ashraf ,aazam, yaner, hui lin, eryanah, yunjie, faldo, dhinnesh, roy, zhihua, kaijie, ziqi,

and other names not mentioned too

i 4got riao heh

bye all

2008-10-22T16:42:00.000+08:00

yay promoted to sec3 express song song ^~^

dear diary

2008-10-19T18:49:00.002+08:00

today was a fun day. combat arms is fun ^~^ thanks for mentioning the name joel

ytd was ppf outing. sian sian sia i 12nn reach den no1 reach yet /red waited for half hr

den marcus come liao we go makan mac den marcus gone go meet those who wan go town de den left me hen cjie and janice iceruff go outside meet ann,keni,joey,dallen,marcusGUIN jin and garf. i tink i miss out 1 name heh

den played pool till 5+ take 51 home

see see rook rook till goi reach home liao den i sleep sleep wake wake

den make me sibei buey song heh just woke up

den reach home liao

after that go home use com pcw/ combat arm / audi.

den sleep.

den become today morning.

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on a side note i have given up on keely returning, its all a lie made by heaven to test me.

heh tink too much anyway i needa find a new buddy soon, get over keely.

cya diary

2008-10-14T17:01:00.001+08:00

just for fun

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http://forum.mobiles24.com/showthread.php?t=8871&page=2

2008-10-13T21:55:00.000+08:00

welcome desiree to this world on 8-7-08 ^^

its been long my friends.

2008-10-13T17:08:00.000+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMvx4X6YsHA&feature=related

ni ish pure anot!!

2008-10-13T13:11:00.002+08:00

sup all..

now ish sian de, nth to do.

T.T

tomorrow ish nid to go school riao, first 3period cleaning the class then afterthat i tink ish go bowling. sekali i own de coach in bowling how haix ltr he got no job sho sad

den ghost sch on wed thurs

den friday marking day again siao siao de -,-

k im off to pcw in ppf le bye

song bo all

2008-10-09T13:43:00.000+08:00

i ish cum back from mia le, dun believe stupig keni i ish got mia huan

and now i got play audi after like 2years quite fun siol lol kk cya all

2008-09-16T17:36:00.001+08:00

bye all, goi mia from intranetz.

dunch miss me too much, bad for health (:

LOL

keely

2008-09-07T00:03:00.000+08:00

i love keely veri much!

got pic got talk ok

its all over

2008-09-05T14:49:00.003+08:00

ruined, nth to say.

this is a week i will remember

i am such a lousy brother / friend / anything u can think of

i tried to tell my sister not to do the wrong thing, ended up getting said got this kind of brother 1 meh. ok

i tried to correct my friend of his mistakes, ended up i am in the wrong. my fault? yes its my fault.

i waited for you, yet you leave me. its my fault too...

I am the world's most failed person. i suck in life. i deserve to be run down by a car. i am just a nobody. fuck me off..........

i did so much for the world, yet i did not even receive a thank you, but a stab in the heart. thank you my friends.

Happy birthday casabella :]

2008-09-04T00:32:00.001+08:00

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you

happy birthday to casa

happy birthday to you!

thanks for being my best friend for the past 6years and counting!

more heartwarming words to be filled in tommorow

2008-09-02T23:39:00.001+08:00

this ish my 89posts

i shall post 89facts about myself to celebrate this joyful occasion.

89 facts about kaijie:
kaijie is shuai ge.
kaijie is shuai ge.
kaijie is shuai ge.

repeat this sentence for 89times, and u get the 89facts of kaijie!

2008-08-24T21:21:00.000+08:00

Casabella. says:
no luh, boys toilet
Casabella. says:
:)

notch simple orh, what did she do there hehe

hi

2008-08-23T20:27:00.000+08:00

2mrw allarmpit de closing ceremoney, sho smexcited worhx

The only time i was wrong was when i thought i had made a mistake.

2008-08-19T20:28:00.001+08:00

These are your selected subjects:

Compulsory subjects:

* English Language
* Mother Tongue Language
* Mathematics

Other subjects:

* Social Studies + History
* Chemistry
* Physics
* Additional Mathematics

k noted

Congratulation Singapore!

2008-08-17T21:49:00.001+08:00

see once i change blogskim singapore win silver medal. congrats to china B team representing Singapore on Silver!

hi

2008-08-17T00:22:00.002+08:00

its the start of sunday and a brand new week!!

lets cheer up and be happy!

:)

tomorrow maybe ish ghosting buy new bag and shoes, woohoo song song gao jipun.

random thoughts:

wah if gako is my father good leh,

scenario 1:

Kaijie: Daddy i want buy PS3
Gako: chiu heypi can riao

scenario 2:
Kaijie:Papa can i bring girls home
Gako: chiu heypi can riao

scenario 3:
Kaijie: PaPa i wan buy new com can giv money
Gako: Chiu heypi can riao.

HAHAHAH lame eh me :)

2008-08-16T15:55:00.001+08:00

changing skin soon

2008-08-09T23:51:00.002+08:00

yo peepos.

moi ish now bored, so i was pondering about the best friends i tink i have up till my 14years 13Xdays of life.

and i got a list in no particular orders.[when i taught of a name i will just type it down heh]

if ur names is not in there means its either i 4got abt u or u have not done anything significant to be in the list.

yanlingLau
my long lost friend which i 4got his name
casabellaLee
SinvyestTan
ZhiHuaToh
BrianTeo
CorettaLeong
Bun[4got surname LOL]
Joel[dunno surname][ppf}
Wendy[Sentosa]
Tony{ppf}
YouQuan{gess/ppf}
WeiWen[Lin]
Terrence[Tan]
Jeremy[Chng]
KeiJi[mashimaro]
Ashraf[Amirul]
Jane[Soo]
Saras[wati?]
Nathalie{ppf}
Ann{ppf}
Marcus{ppf}
Keely[angmohWannabe]
Farina[1st time i type ur name correctly]
LongWen aka AhLong[dunno surname]
Mal[@_@]
YaoSheng}1st person in my mind if i 1 lisiao ppl}
Weien[Tong]
Jaslin[Yeo]
QiShan[Chia]

gonna do a short description of each of them soon.

if i miss out ur name, well, too bad ;D

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY QUIZ[stress?]

2008-08-09T22:27:00.001+08:00

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.
King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Orangutan = you're sick

Ape = you need a break

Monkey = worse, you suppose to be in the hospital right now..

King Kong = I think you better take 1 year leave..
.......

Why?! ????

.......

A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
Take some time off and relax! ??

08-08-08

2008-08-08T23:43:00.002+08:00

goi to end soon wor! good luck to all u guys!

and happy national day in 17mins more! lurb eu

2008-08-02T20:01:00.002+08:00

you are a idiot.

mommy..

2008-08-02T19:25:00.001+08:00

Cartwheeling for Cash

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today

i salute thee.

2008-08-02T19:22:00.001+08:00

you are the true hero if.

i say u are 1.

wtf lol

2008-08-02T19:20:00.000+08:00

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Shex. Now, Shex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Shex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand... I have had Shex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Shex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Shex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Shex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Shex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Shex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for Shex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Shex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Shex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Shex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Shex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Shex before I was married but Shex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
Last night Shex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Shex." - My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Shex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that Shex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."

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PARROTS AND PRAYER

A lady goes to her priest one day and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're h00kers! Do you want to have some fun?'"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, and then, he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that horrible thing-in no time at all."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution to my
problem."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi,we're h00kers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered."

madness, this is madness,.

lol wtf

2008-08-02T19:16:00.001+08:00

got kinda bored so went to gess.edu.sg to see see look look

Category: PE and Aesthetics
Suggestion from SANESH TIWARI [1C] on 29 Jul 2008 at 17:07:05
Can our school have swimming as a CCA? We can do it in this way. First, there will be people writing down their names who say that they want to join swimming. After that, based on the no. of people who wants to join, the school will decide if there will be swimming as a CCA. We can do it at the Delta Swimming Complex like the one done for the Sec 1s during the PE lessons.

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Category: English and Literature
Suggestion from SANESH TIWARI [1C] on 31 Jul 2008 at 16:40:17
Can debate be a CCA in our school. We can do it in this way. First, there will be people writing down their names who say that they want to join debate. After that, based on the no. of people debate as a CCA. By doing this, our school's current debate team will be stronger and maybe, in future GESS will be the Arena winner.

if we can do it ur way ultimately gan eng seng will have 1000+ CCAs, with 1person in each of the CCA, well maybe 2. xDDD

how WOLS can someone be

2008-07-24T21:34:00.000+08:00

this slow.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . . . . .

hi

2008-07-23T21:00:00.002+08:00

2dae beri sian,
now beri sian
2mrw beri sian
everyday oso sian
see ur face i sian
see his face sian
see her face sian
see their face sian
see teacher face sian
no game pray = sian
no1 chat wib me= sian
lurb eu= sian
lurb me= sian
lurb him= sian
lurb her= sian
lurb everyone= guai kia kaijie :}

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

2008-07-23T20:59:00.001+08:00

Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

2008-07-23T20:58:00.001+08:00

Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

We're no strangers to loveeeeeee

2008-07-23T20:55:00.001+08:00

You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

iie lurb eu

2008-07-23T20:51:00.001+08:00

oh yes i do

lurb eu

2008-07-23T20:43:00.000+08:00

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my fault hor

2008-07-21T20:59:00.003+08:00

2dae de bookshop uncle say tie no stock, wtfish la hor. 1st time in my life see got bookshop so lousy huan. comprain all u like to the student management or whateva. nehmind gako say 2mrw he lending me his riao, sekali he no bring i GG. den can go see mr kung yarly. den ltr all the chers will say is my fault yea yea. so im wondering izzit rly my fault or the bookshop uncle fault or de dunno whos fault lor. nehmind if gako 2mrw neh bring i go meet mr kung debate wif him.

2008-07-13T16:57:00.002+08:00

hi all

ytd went wif ppf to amk there prays soccer! now whole body aching

star player of the day- bokeeper!

godly keeper rehs, dun siao siao.

play for like 4hours or something den i go off le den dey all go eat. lulz ending off

2008-06-22T20:51:00.000+08:00

hi all.

o.0

2008-05-14T21:40:00.002+08:00

just went around and snatch 1 from somewhere, since dis is in now.

1. What will I be most focused on most of the time?
- tink abt those magnetic earrings.

2. What do you want the most now?
- billabong bag $x.x / magnet earrings

3. Who is the person you trust the most?
- Chickchick, well, he neh read my blog so nvm

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
- 2mrw? well no. maths results T,T

5.If you have a dream to come true, what will it be?
- 2.1B in maple. sell 1m each at $1. i is rich.

6.Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after rain?
- Nope, at least yes in youtube.

7. What is your goal for this year?
- neng he ni zai yi qi.

8. Do you believe in eternity love?
- wo ai ni 1314,3344,184. yes.

9. What feeling do you like the most?
- when i get screwed.

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
- smexy,virgin,chiobu,no piercing on face.

11. What feeling do you hate the most?
- lonliness, common answer yea?

12.Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
- nope, yes but not with you.

13.Do you believe god?
- i do,

14.What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
- teevee/ lift

15.Who do you hope to be always there for you?
- chiu

16.Who is your best friend?
- tt 1 sit beside me 1, tt 1 sit beside me during cheena 1, tt 3ppl i go out during exams 1, etc.

17.Who cares for you the most?
- mama,papa. shi shang zi you mama hao.

18.Do you think " LOVE " is stupid?
- nope. love makes de world go round.

19.Who do I hate the most now?
- tt noob!

20. kaijie is shuai ge?
- YES!

dis are funny!

2008-05-14T21:18:00.001+08:00

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysia

some part of it:

en ordering the local favourite drink - a mixture of Horlicks, Milo, Coffee and Tea, just ask for 'LickMyKoTeh'. Do remember that since Malaysia is a fucking hot place, most people prefer to dine out in open space, as the mamaks will of course place chairs and tables on outside their shops. This gives an extra good excuse for the local municipal officers to take bribes during raids because of traffic congestion causing, and very good practice for those who haven't tried real life carmageddon.

The nation is moving forward with a vision towards becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 3030, 4040 or whatever catchy number.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Singapore

The island colony lay virtually undisturbed until World War II, when the evil Japanese, searching for a new location to test prototype Gundams, decided that the hapless island of Singapore and its witless inhabitants would prove to be a most agreeable spot. In 1942, the first Gundam attack against Singapore was launched, killing 16 and destroying a local tanning booth by the Le Creuset team. The Gundams arrived on bicycles from Malaysia down the causeway. The British cried foul as all their guns were facing front - "I say old chap, that's rather poor sportsmanship to come in from the rear." Ever since then, homosexuals have had it bad in Singapore.

wtf funny.

o.0

2008-05-14T08:11:00.002+08:00

yos all. exam over riao and i is de happy 1 nor /hehe.

maple now having 24hours patch. i was wondering like wtf? de technician need work 24hr sia. xin ku le. yawnz 2dae too early wake up riao. nth to do den come here post post. i qo brush teeth riao kthxbye

2008-05-03T17:42:00.003+08:00

its >5.45 now. and i onli saw like 1clsmate on9. maybe 2 or afew more i nvr add de. not a good sign hur? i is dun1 get last 5 position le. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no last 5 pls. i is want be guai kia. i is want to get <30. so what shuld i do. study or continue forum. i nid randomizer(ms kong use tt thing) to choose. no way! I AM GOING TO STUDY HARD NOW. SERIOUS. and i hope its not too late, rly. and i must not fail. yes no fail. i told my papa mama i will not get last 10position dis yr de. i dun1 let them down. i must guaikia mode liao. bt den, i notice i onli got talk no action. some1 send virus to my com so i wont use it pls.

why is sex enjoyable.

2008-04-05T17:22:00.000+08:00

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy *** more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have *** when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

2008-03-31T21:36:00.001+08:00

tempo blogskin till i find a zai 1!

2008-03-16T21:38:00.000+08:00

good night every! enjoy 2more hours of freedom!

thursday sports fiesta le , yaye!

sian la. jaslin grp de ipw proposal 6~7pg, me grp onli de 1pg worhx. /stupid.

lol i want go sleep le la. if not 2morrow cannot wake up. byebye every1! x33

camp!

2008-03-08T21:39:00.001+08:00

just returned from ace camp. super fun! 5/5!

1st day: amusing race-ed around orchard/CBD. quite fun but den veri de malu sia. my face all gone le :(

2nd day: gladiator is the best! kena thrown water bomb all over my body. lalala.
at night got campfire. yay!

home sweet home on the 3rd day ~.~

cherry's friendster

ADD ME CHERRY! DUN BE SHY. :)

2008-02-16T22:30:00.001+08:00

sian sia.. i could'nt concentrate nowadays cox im worried for my math test. tsk tsk.
i did my best, bt i just cmi.
die liao la, fail = call parent = knn things goi happen.
lets look on the bright side of life.

she just _____ me for ____ month to _______. time is precious! gogogo!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

2008-02-14T20:39:00.003+08:00

let me replace roses with ♥. cox rose cannot find. 99roses for de loves 1.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

1314 roses for my aiai.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

dardar i will miss u. <3

happy valentines to all couples.

i love you,
u love me,
we re steady bom pi pi.
with a great big heart and a kiss from me to u,
wont u come to bed with me soon.
--------------------------------
My heart is burning
Your heart is shining
We are on the bed
And continue what we're doing.

MIA

2008-02-06T16:21:00.000+08:00

MIA for 4days in misa during cny ;(

huang jin lu diaper

2008-01-26T16:41:00.000+08:00

super funny xD

beauty world!

2008-01-20T19:44:00.000+08:00

woo friday went to watch beauty world. quite nice luh. lai sneak preview for u all

hehe. met up with terrence at 5+ den we go arcade play car racing. he pwn me zz
den shannon wei en brian jeremy dey all came. instead of dinner we go play arcade dotx.
faldo de rich geng kia gave me and wei en $1. played metal slug. 1st round boss lose le zai mah? den wei en treat me play de dinosaur game. lol i shoot air onli cox i tink de gun got problem. boguth drink at mac and 1bread at breadtalk b4 goi city hall.
den when we reach city link we walk here and there cox we dunno where to line up.lol.
den after awhile its time for beauty world! nice la. frankkie pwns every1 with his singing. oh ivvyy. i love u i miss u. DARREN OSO IN THERE.
11pm show end den mrt back home. terrence+ some other ppl go eat supper i nvr go cox i guai kia :D. end of post le byebye!

huang jin lu

2008-01-05T21:10:00.000+08:00

我们都该, 回头看看, 来时路
就算起凤, 偶尔有雾, 模糊不了幸福
我们都该, 在心里数数, 感动的次数
谁陪你疯, 谁陪你笑, 拍拍肩, 一起追逐

多少爱错过了才看清楚
多少事无法弥补才认输
多少次以为找到了幸福
却发现一开始, 就是个错误 .. ....

每一段路, 都是一段领悟
珍珠再夺目, 留不住心头热呼呼
真心的鼓舞, 能温暖一生的旅途

每一段路, 难免荆棘密布
把坚持牢牢握住, 不怕艰难险阻
学会去爱, 就不会迷路....

2008-01-04T16:56:00.001+08:00

You Are 36% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

LOL IM EVIL

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2008-01-01T19:51:00.000+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL! ok so 2morrow sch start le tsk tsk. cant wait to see zeezbin kena bully by lp. task to do 2morrow:
1: find chio bu in sec1(priority)
2:find chio bu in other levels(if got ppl transfer in)
3:hide from ms tho
4:hide from mrs lee
5:sms my ahma n say sry
6:sms alex kor n tell him he suck xD.
7:screw de bangala bookshop uncle.
8:say hello to sharan with sarcastic voice.
9:disturb all tchrs
10:find ex queenstown pri de ppl and ask for protectio fee, xD(joking onli for dis)

<3 LongWen,Mazzstrikes,C4ndy91.CoffeNcream,x3chaos,YS <3

ahma dun angry le T.T

golden path

2007-12-19T21:43:00.000+08:00

yay de ah gong bak gu teh is shooted near my house. last time i tell delvin n terrence tt i saw li nan xing dey dun believe. see la zzzzzzzzz. ITS SHOOTED NEAR MY HOUSE GET IT?

hello

2007-12-13T13:15:00.001+08:00

lol sian ar. bt now i like my blog more le. cox got alot songs. not alot actually.

lol now i noe how put pics le. tts plnqpongx3. my maple chracter,

cool hur? as cool as me leh^^

ah yes holidays is goi to over soon, i MIGHT be goi msia if de floods are not coming. T.T. floods shoo shoo^^

蚊子!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-26T13:45:00.001+08:00

OMG! 蚊子 RAWKS SIA. HER DANCE N RAP IS TERRIFIC! I SHALL POST SOME VIDEO HERE. HEHE

2 of my favourite WENZI DANCE. SHES MINE!

2007-11-22T20:19:00.000+08:00

kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
de 294 is which sch
*
You have just sent a nudge.
*
-saras, rofl? wah the cut off point for express is 200 sia big diff from last year == says:
i also dunnoe
-saras, rofl? wah the cut off point for express is 200 sia big diff from last year == says:
just heard from fren
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
is ah pu neh
-saras, rofl? wah the cut off point for express is 200 sia big diff from last year == says:
and our sch highest is 275
-saras, rofl? wah the cut off point for express is 200 sia big diff from last year == says:
==
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
hu
-saras, rofl? wah the cut off point for express is 200 sia big diff from last year == says:
weijie?
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
must be 6a de
-saras, rofl? wah the cut off point for express is 200 sia big diff from last year == says:
smth likedat ><
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
kaijie?
-saras, rofl? wah the cut off point for express is 200 sia big diff from last year == says:
of cos -.-
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
LOL
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
of cos
-saras, rofl? wah the cut off point for express is 200 sia big diff from last year == says:
no
-saras, rofl? wah the cut off point for express is 200 sia big diff from last year == says:
weijie
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
OF COS
-saras, rofl? wah the cut off point for express is 200 sia big diff from last year == says:
DAMN YOU )(#$)(#
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
LOL
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
i go post in my blog
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
OF COS
kaijie 4eva!!! Don't hate me because i am shuai. Hate me because your girlfriend think so. says:
lala i so pro

275 my psle score :D

?

2007-11-20T08:50:00.000+08:00

due to the request of jiajun. im here to post. maple is having a major patch 2dae.

Dear Maplers,

There will be a game client patch and server maintenance for MapleSEA on 20th Nov 2007, from 0400 hrs (+8 GMT) to 1030hrs (+8GMT). The Game Service will be down during this period. Please logout before this time to avoid any loss of items.

The upcoming patch includes:

Version 0.48

- Launched of The Much Awaited 4th Job Advancement!
- Introducing a New Boss: Horned Tail!
- Launched of Monster Riding System!
- New Special Vacation Event Quest!
- New Alphabet Quest!
- Fireworks Event!
- Introducing Quick Delivery Service!
- New Cash Items: Avatar Messenger added!
- New Cash Items: Shakiel's Package
- Other Cash Items added!
- Reported bugs fixed!

hahaha. doraemon movie is out. woooooo. im so so so goi to watch it la! n for those hu watch AXMFS. the ending is hor de riche n de model.
fernando n emma.
de ming dao n de xiao bei.
hahaha i watch de show in 2days ==

bye~

show

2007-11-01T17:22:00.000+08:00

yi zhi du xiu mv

go action song

o

2007-11-01T16:51:00.000+08:00

hi. end of post hopes its not too wordy for u all^^

2007-10-30T17:00:00.000+08:00

some new songs out.. lol.

-.=

2007-10-29T12:07:00.000+08:00

2daes de 1st day of HOLIDAYS!. bt i still nid go back sch cox my results too qud le tchr 1 giv me remedial for sec3 topics.. dun nid go sec2. nah im just kidding.

maple! lvled up 4times in erm.. 19hours?^^ on saturday n sunday.
i played from 7am to 11pm ytd n now i feel like goi to sleep. lol.
ok i shall stop bloqqinq. cox im too tired.
bye

MARIA!

2007-10-25T20:18:00.000+08:00

haha i bet some of u noes hu is maria liao. bt some r just so freakin dumb tt i nid to write a post to introduce my maid. MARIA

so hu is maria? u all must be asking me. shes none other den J_slin y_o ji_ yu_. haha if u all dunno den go jump building la.
so y i name her maria? it all started on a fine morning during ms ong's 'exciting' sci lesson in de lab.(u tink im writing a compo hor? no im not cox i m goi to come str8 to de point) so we were doi some practical blahblah den OSK ask us to clean de blahblahblah. den maria started to clean luh. den i started to called her maria.
end of story.
for those hu still dunno hu is maria, seriously, throw ur computer into de rubbish bin.

-.-

2007-10-25T20:02:00.000+08:00

yo every1! i officially announce tt **** is from ETHOPIA! i spell correct anot haha
nn.. im short of money =( S > maple accounts pls tag me if u 1 buy haha.
2dae was quite fun luh.. ..
PE: played soccer. n i shall start by saying wei tian sux.. he kik de ball 1cm den wait for shannon score -.-. de score? 3-3. == all 3goals is wei tian's fault. haha. WTF= WEI TIAN'S FAULT! n i scored 1qoal =p. assisted 1 to zhihua AKA lp. i shall introduce de team o.0
GK:wei tian . ASHRAF/terrence
players: kaijie . han yi
zhi hua . shannon
magnus . zuo hong
brian . ???
i tink tts all lol.

ENG: went for de reflectio thingy. lol lamelame.
MT: played a never ending UNO. dotx
DRAMA: woo teachers giv us free period. walk around de cls n move around lol
HE: 1st period played stress. STRESS ar. played wif si xian AKA wu ying sou AKA muo gui sou. obviously i got thrash == HAHA maria loser. i shall tell u all hu is maria ltr on.. see i treat my maid so qud XD. de 2nd n 3rdperiods went to IT room n do oscar thing. lol
U NOE WHAT DEY ASK ME TO BE?
hairstylist -.-
designer, jewerrely(how spell?) still okok for dis la lol
1 more i tink is journalist broadcast. dun rly noe what is dis?
went to tiong after sch n saw some1 _____ not to b name lol
so u tink u can sing? watch dis.
haha nth to show just trick u all onli.
next post coming in 5mins time. de introducing of MARIA!.
woo i took 20min to write dis post.. 20mins of maple gone!

lol

2007-10-22T20:27:00.000+08:00

lol 2dae is a sian de day
lol

8~.9.30: went for de maths games day.. jia sheng n jun kang dunno de rules for maths warrior la.. '0'0 is suppose to b '10' den dey say is 0. kns..
10~10.30: history had some talking den we do own things le
10.30~11.45:geog.. mdm sarifah nvr come den we got relief teacher luh.
11.45:12.20:siansian ms tho teach us abt whatevawhateva den giv us free perio.d HOMEWORK!. heck care dun1 do =p
lst period: free period again ==
i just found out tt de timing is rong de haha. so dun see de time

zhi hui force me to do dis de

2007-10-16T21:39:00.001+08:00

okok so zhihui ask me to do dis lol i ask him say i love juaniter 1st den i do den HE REALLY SAY TT. OMG! so now i do luh hehe.

1. (the person who tagged you is) – zhihui

2. (your relationship with him/her is) – pengyou.

3. (5 impressions you have of him/her) – juaniter, ng, li, ling, <3

4. (the most memorable thing he/she has done for you) – saying hello to me

5. (the most memorable words he/she has said to you) – kai jie is shuai ge

6. (if he/she becomes your lover, you will) – jump for joy

7. (if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be) – more more man so tt i can act more like a qal =p

8. (if he/she becomes your enemy, you will) – kill juaniter so as to make him angry

9. (if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be) – i use his habbo acc n say vulguar den he tio ban

10. (the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is) – ask juaniter to giv him a kiss, i bet he wun b able to sleep for 365.25days.

11. (your overall impression of him/her is) – quai kia NO1.

13. (the characteristic you love about yourself is) – im too shuai. haiz. i b ugly oso cannot leh how..

14. (the characteristic you hate about yourself is) – erm.. too shuai den too many qal stalk me

15. (the most ideal person you want to be is) – some1 wif TONS OF MONEY SO TT GALS are bees n im de honey. den de bees will fly over to me like im de honey. lol *mushy*

16. (for people that care and like you, say something to them) – for care : tks bt i dun nid dem.
for like:(if chio bu): will u marry me? (ugly): siam plz (boi):dun waste my time

17. (pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you)

1) Zhi Hui

2) zhi hua

3) delvin

4) terrence

5) yun jie(i chatting wif her now, so put her luh hehe)

6) tzerbin

7) shuan ( to hav hopes of any pair question wif yun jie luh)

8) bun heng

9) jaslin ( maria must giv face so must put AKA my maid)

10) si xian (mary aka my maid)

(who is no.6 having a relationship with?) – SPOT ON! Amanda, si xian, juaniter.. de list just go on n on n on n on n on n on n on until cannot stop.

(If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?) – yun jie will b darn sad. so not a qud thing cox yun jie n zeezbin both oso will b sad de

(What is no.2 studying?) – soccer,soccer,soccer

(When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?) – friday.

(What kind of music does no.8 like?) – hes from thailand. so thai music o.0

(Does no.1 has any siblings?) – zhi hui has a sister in his pants

(How about no.7?) – he onli got dardar which is yun jie.

(Is no.4 single?) – no he isn't cox hes wif alot of mushroom.

(What’s the surname of no.5?) – yeoyeo.

(What’s the hobby of no.4?) – P0RNo surfing. which male doesnt like it?

(Do no.5 and 9 get along well?) – dey r qud friends

(Where is no.2 studying at?) – gan eng seng sch

(Say something casual about no.1) – juaniter juaniter juaniter.

(Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?) – i shall hav choosen a gal for dis.. my ans is, NO

(Where does no.9 live?) – in my hse cox shes my maid

(What colour does no.4 like?) – any colour tt can be seen thru a shirt or skirt.* cough*

(Are no.5 and 1 best friends?) – HAHA dey are .... zhi hui's 2nd gf? hehe

(Does no.7 like no.2?) – friends?

(How did you get to know no.2?) – in ur lan pa

(Does no.1 have any pets?) – ask him

(Is no.6 the sexiest person in the world?) – in amanda's/si xian's eyes

end(spelling correction changed)

more jokes

2007-10-15T18:56:00.000+08:00

When a American fart, he says, "Excuse me."
When a British fart, he says, "Pardon me."
When a Singaporean fart, he says, "Not me."

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Miss universe contest the 3 finalist are Singapore America England
Judge: name me an elcetronic appliances that the name start with "L"
Miss America: Lamps
Miss England:Light bulbs
Miss Singapore: Ladio!!

Judge: name me an fruit that the name start with "L"
Miss America:Longan
Miss England:Lychee
Miss Singapore:Liewlian!!

Judge: name me an organs that the name start with "L"
Miss America:Livers
Miss England:lungs
Miss Singapore: LOL i got 2!!! Lan pa and Lan Jiao XD
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next time giv more

jokes

2007-10-10T17:07:00.000+08:00

credits : http://forums.playpark.net/showthread.php?t=158514

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I am very rich. Marry me!"

"That's Direct Marketing"

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes
up to her and pointing at you says,He's very rich. Marry him."

"That's Advertising."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

"That's Telemarketing."

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"

"That's Public Relations."

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."

"That's Brand Recognition."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I'm rich. Marry me"She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

"That's Customer Feedback."

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The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain........ I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Arsehole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the arsehole very mad. To prove his point, the arsehole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the arse be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ARSEHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE*

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A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The
teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in Primary 3
and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"

The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the
outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and
behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in. The conditions were
explained, and Harry agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
H! arry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1
student should know.

The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to Primary 3."

The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two?"
Harry: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do when a man steps in?"
Harry: "Pants."

Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open
really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Coconut."

Teacher: "What goes in hard ! and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and
dog do
on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do." Who am I?
Harry: "A Tent."

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first." What am I? (Principal was looking restless
and a bit tense)
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, I feel good." What am I?
Harry: "A Nose."

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver." What am I?
Harry: "An Arrow."

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this
*** in Primary 6! I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself."

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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was
involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being

sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then
the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't

have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

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the end hope u enjoy

haiz/yay^^

2007-10-05T20:30:00.000+08:00

yay finally exam finish bt so darn hard la T_T

1st of all,2daes paper
just finish on time.. some question i anyhow fill in de luh... die le la :/
maths surely fail coz of paper1

den wen goi home,saw ms ong.
she say i like din do well for my sectionA.. T_T

how i predict my score:
eng- 50~55?
maths- 30~49
sci-40~60
MT-61~100(-,-)
lit- 50~65
hist-65~70+(my onli hope liao)
geog-20~30+

die is de onli word i can say...

2007-09-30T19:28:00.000+08:00

Hello, Mr Indian Curry House .
Yes , We have chicken kebabs, butter...
Ok ! 1 butter chicken
Yes sir , we deliver everywhere
I repeat your order, one butter chicken, one spicy briyani...
Your address please.
SIN..GA..POOR
Is it a suburb?
another country???
EH! MUMBAI dah! India!!

EOY tomorrow. 1F jy hor

new post

2007-09-28T21:22:00.000+08:00

yoyo
new de blogskin

WOOHOOO!

now de posting shoule be quite easy to see le rite?

lets tok abt what happen 2dae..
MATHS : quite boring la do de stupid lame paper. and delvin keep make those xialan face n make me laugh -.-
geog: din rly noe what we do coz was daydreaming ~.~
reccess: eat luh den do what..
eng: mrs lee nvr come so we were doi de paper(i did 1question),den go find shannon play burnout,qrats shannon finally got gold!(mayb he got b4 la)i still got long way to go la =x.
MT:did de paper got 32/35 bt nid -10 coz de 1st part hanyupinyin de i go see textbook.

NOW FOR DE MOST INTERESTING LESSON OF DE DAY, !!SCIENCE!!(sarcasm)
i doubt any1 was listening luh-.-, i got listen abit hehe

den i go lisiao ms ong ask her pronounce 'eggshell' :/
eggs hell.^^
or egg cell?

go ask her luh

den de middle of de lesson she go out class
den she outside de cls i shout: "ms ong,ji de dai ni de qiang!"(rmbr to bring ur gun)
de girls laugh? lol=.= hanyi n aazam tio punish cox dey nid go 'pangsai'. LOL ms ong say de word PANGSAI!

the end.

arlo

2007-09-24T20:16:00.000+08:00

here to post abt de exam.

english was quite okok la...
i wrote 3.5pages =x
den de situational writing was darn ez, i went to study de formal letter den come out public report=.=

chinese compo :D

i wrote question1 for situational bt i like write veri little luh :(
den de compo
i wrote 2pages :D
abt 800words?

O.0

ok end of post le XD

cbox

2007-08-19T20:14:00.000+08:00

new blogskin wohoO~~~~ cbox siaosiao liao so now cant taq 1st D:
0so havent link ppl next time bah D:

NS D:

2007-08-14T18:34:00.000+08:00

look at dis lol

SIAN

2007-08-14T17:43:00.000+08:00

lol dunno i just finish linkiing some ppl den feel like changing blogskin lol T.T

elmo elmo

2007-08-13T16:36:00.000+08:00

yo

2007-08-10T11:56:00.001+08:00

HappY BlRthD@Y singapore!!

belated 1 hehe D:
yesterday broke record of playing com

played 12hrs D:(quite short actually XD)

aiming for 15hrs now... hope can luh.. wish me luck :D

7/8/07
nothing much happen actually D:
de ndp dam sian norh
haha
i reach so early den nth do walk walk de sch
den zhi hua came den we went 3rd floor(dotx)

den dunno stand how long narh.. wait de GUEST OF HONOUR(AKA VIP(VERY IMPORTANT PIG D:) he so dam FCUKING Ddua pai.. make us wait so long lol

den we were brought to de arena
alot performance D:
zijie performed OMG
he sang aiaiai n 1 lin yu zhong de song

his aiaiai onli can hear fang dadong de voice =,=
his lin yu zhong de ge ar...........

quite okok luh.. oso cant hear anything de D:
ONLI HEARD LAST WORD.... (blah blah blah den MELODY~~~~~~) den nth liao luh

den de ending pART....
OMG.
ashraf frend came den de mrs yong singing song den his frend sing until dam loud(purposely de)

lol den national athem he oso sing so loud =.=

make me laugh like siao da bor LOL

den went tiong wif zuo hong de restard, wei en n zhi hua..
actually 1 eat mac de den no space go eat kfc
LOL MAC BUSINESS SO qud kfc no business^^

jkjk

after tt went home sleep liao luh.. hehe

bye <3

hihi

2007-08-03T21:28:00.000+08:00

nth to post
lol
2dae got zuo wen bi sai
i promise mdm tang to get top 3
hope to get lor
cya

2007-08-01T17:23:00.000+08:00

lol 2dae is quite fun de IT lesson
EVERY1 SABO me including myself sabo myself lol
said sch creed wif de micophone hehehehe
den we play de DOO DOO TRAIN lol so fun
PPL INVOLVE:
YUN JIE
SI XIAN
SINVYEST
SHU YI
YAN ER
HUI LIN
JIA MIN
ZHI HUI
ME LOL
I MAIN CULPRIT.. HEHE
Den lesson end liao me n zhi hui act marrying
lol den i act cute =x
let juaniter dey all take pic
$1 hor haha

NEVERTHELESS,ITS A FUN DAY

<3 4eva on 01082007

another 1

2007-08-01T17:18:00.000+08:00

ADDICTED TO VIDEOS(RAWR)

touching song(my blog song)

2007-08-01T17:11:00.000+08:00

YAWN

2007-07-28T19:58:00.000+08:00

spend wh0le day watching tv n sleeping... BOOOOOO!!
sleep is to help my vocal,dhen 0ral den can speak. HEHE
monday 0ral liao all jy^^
BEST WISHES TO THE FOLLOWING PPL:
HUI WEN,JIA MIN
ZUO HONG,WEI TIAN,BRIAN
TERRENCE,SHAUN,
JUANITER,KAI JIE(w0 l0rs lol)
JOSHYA,ROY,SHANNON
SHU YI,ZHI HUI,JIA JUN
JEREMY,FALDO,TZER BIN
DELVIN,SINVYEST,HAO YONG
<3 4eva^^

nth to say liao bb~~

NEW skin x3

2007-07-27T20:13:00.000+08:00

welcome my new skin~~
ELMO ROX^^
<3ELMO<3

plz come n tag ty^^ 0ff to mapIing

-kai-kai-kai-

ppf ish goi to close down riao (woo)

damn

bye all

bye 2f

dear diary

song bo all

keely

its all over

Happy birthday casabella :]

hi

Congratulation Singapore!

hi

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY QUIZ[stress?]

08-08-08

mommy..

i salute thee.

wtf lol

lol wtf

how WOLS can someone be

hi

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

We're no strangers to loveeeeeee

iie lurb eu

my fault hor

o.0

dis are funny!

o.0

why is sex enjoyable.

camp!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

MIA

huang jin lu diaper

beauty world!

huang jin lu

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

golden path

hello

蚊子!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

?

show

o

-.=

MARIA!

-.-

lol

zhi hui force me to do dis de

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haiz/yay^^

new post

arlo

cbox

NS D:

SIAN

elmo elmo

yo

hihi

another 1

touching song(my blog song)

~~YAWN~~

NEW skin x3

YAWN